Let us now pause to contemplate the mistakes made by Anne & Ellen and Billy Bob & Angelina so that we might learn from them: Whether you're gay or straight, necking in front of the president of the United States during the infatuation stage, getting someone's name tattooed on your ass or arm during the infatuation stage and blathering on and on to Oprah during the infatuation stage does NOT prove that your love is real and deep and everlasting. What it proves is that you are shallow and stupid and soon to be single.-- Dan Savage, Savage Love
Cautious words to JLo and Ben ... knock it off.
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