Mark Simpson in an article at Salon.com 'outs' David Beckham as a get this, Metrosexual. These lines cracked me up ...

" ... he sucks corporate cock with no gag reflex."

" ... while Beckham is now officially a gay icon, he's probably someone that gays would rather be than fuck ... "

"He (Eminem) bitches and moans about all the attention he gets, but succeeds in turning that bitching and moaning into another album."

Oh and that line about Spiderman swinging around is classic. Now, back to our regular programming.